Nancy Pelosi Birthday Present

Birthday Money Bomb | March 25th

You may not be aware, but on March 25th we will celebrate the 70th birthday of our beloved and benevolent Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

Yes, I know it's hard to believe that a humble defender of the people like Pelosi could even get to half that age, given how supposedly immoral our healthcare system is, and how many people supposedly die young because of it, but I guess Speaker Pelosi just has extraordinary good luck. So in the spirit of celebration, we would love if you sent us $25, $50, $100, $250 or whatever you can on that day to let dear old Nancy know how much you wish her another many years living as a private citizen in what is, despite her influence, the freest nation in the world. As for what we'll get her with it, we were considering throwing her a birthday shower, but we decided against it on the off-chance that Rahm Emanuel might get the wrong idea, so we thought we'd just enclose a really nice birthday card to let her know exactly how you feel.

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